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Pemagi

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We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them. ~Unknown

Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. ~Malcolm X

Geek Code

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Angst

Life sucks
And it's not going to get any better.
There is no Santa Claus. There is no Easter Bunny.
Love is a lie invented by Hallmark and the florists.
We are, fundamentally, alone in a godless uncaring universe.
Get over it, you whining pathetic loser.

The Loony Goose

The loli jumps the fence to catch the frog. The frog pulls out its tooge and choked the pop. When the lion say this, he jumped in his hive and let the grass cry in its splits. The horrified sock laughs at the frustrated lolie. So the floor starts to run after the sky in a fly of bits and twits that are confident in their state of crapplence. But the thoughtful chicken jumps the fence, hits the stock with the pop, jumpedover the sky, flew the fly and ate the frog. Then got ate by the lion.